I’m starting a log of the hilarious (?) story requests I receive from Annie and Paul (but mostly Annie), for their entertainment and sensemaking, and you tell me when to call the child psychologist.

• Tell me a story about when Dory got stung by jellyfish.
• Tell me a story about when Elsa killed a pig and cooked it for her family.
• Tell me a story about Bambi, when the hunters shot his mother and she died.
• Tell me a BRAND NEW story, and it has to be a LONG story. You can decide what it’s about.
• Tell me a story about Elsa when Elsa was a gnat and a spider got her.
• Tell me a story about when Elsa put her monster truck in the bath.
• Tell me a story about when Holly Shiftwell DIED.