Bryan is pretty sure this is it.
For-real questions Annie has asked at the dinner table the last two nights:
Monday: “But how do you make the babies start growing in your tummy?” (I punted with, “We have a book about that we should read!”)
Tuesday: “Wait, are these chicken legs from a REAL chicken?” (It got dark real fast after that. Muscles, dismembered bodies, and Bambi’s mom did come up.)
What will Wednesday hold? STAY TUNED.
To concerned parties, an update: the big-kid beds are a huge success so far, and kids have remained in them like docile lambs until their reverse-alarm clock turns green at 7am. After confiding her fear that scary monsters would have easier access to her, Annie bounded out of bed the first morning and reported cheerfully, “Nothing ate me!”