Fill a tub with water. Add some leaves, and grass. Some rocks to taste. “Pump it” with a wiffle bat.
Pour some more water for the big rock. You need a lot of rocks because you’re making a cupcake, okay? Get some water for those rocks, too.
Now you put it in the oven and you cook it, and cook it, and cook it, and cook it, and then it’s ready!
Makes 4 cupcakes, for Annie, Paul, mom, and Dad, and one dog cupcake, for Sous.